former number one awesome sauce manufacturer. if jimmy calls, tell him i went on a trip to another country and i will be away from home for a while and the country i went to has no telephone signal or any method of contact other than sending a messenger to get here through rocky creek rafting, which is not recommended as there are often rocky creek pirates around. also tell him to tell karl he’s a bitch.
me in real life man why is there a squiggle
meet the Maker
name: sara/sand
pronounce: she/her
age: 18
notable works:
(some works released under different aliases were ommited)
Como Apagar la Luz (circa 2013)
undertale let's play pt. 1 and pt. 2 (2024) (unrecoverable. lost to time)
the copypasta collection (2021-2023)
unnamed minecraft montage (2024)
the twitter collection (2024)
playing strange itch.io games (featuring Bladee and Eccoc2k) (SOON)
slope video (SOON)
faramel games video (i can't lie none of these are coming out. you're welcome to research yourself)
i like writing weird stuff. this will be a place for me to post my weird stuff and maybe some insights into my pawsome life. tell linus that jimmy told me his dirty little secret and it would be best to hire me as i am currently unemployed. it will be the opportunity of a lifetime. i have experience writing tweets, which have been described as “losing them would be like 15 9/11s” and “fire” and “revolutionary” (ok i said that). but i would like to move on to a bigger format. i have written scripts for youtube videos before however they got wet on my way through the creek and i fed them to a piranha. i have been a day 1 fan of your videos mr. sebastian i always make my kid that mr. beast gave me watch them (he had a few extra ones lying around in their storage, they keep those for shooting videos. he often fully stops for no reason and does a thumbnail face but he’s a good kid and i love him).
fun facts about me:
i'm 75% lesbian
unless you're bladee bladee you can hit my line
fav youtubers: technoblade, tony zaret, iTMG, tommyinnit, bitzel, cure and godis, sleep deprived, F4MI, JudeLow, camman18 (he's good yall just aren't paying attention)
super into minecraft even though I'm technically retired from the game
i love my friends :)
flex time! lvl 96 hypixel C1 English that says C2 English on the paper but sadly it's legally not a C2
made my first reddit account at 11 so i may have some brain damage
this website uses css framework CS 1.6 however it should really be called vgui (thanks brendan)
